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1  Welcome To The Forum / Introductions / hello on: December 10, 2005, 07:15:27 PM
Quote from: Strum
Quote from: Dennis the Menace
 EYe'm an opening batsman.
 


AH, so thats the secret of English Cricket?  Why pray tell??? is the Batsman bouncing the ball?
The Oval at Wimbleton?

I got 00.002 user points for that last edit.

00.056 for that one.

I'm getting there! Meet you all in Eastbourne soon!

Merry seaview to you all!

St. Wicket


Strum Don't forget mEYene's the one with the sea vEWE.never mEYEnd what BP says tEWE EWE.
Kate, EYE'm on strictly come dancing next series, along with BP, Min. and anyone else that wants to join in. :dancinchili:
DtM  [ ]
2  Welcome To The Forum / Introductions / hello on: December 10, 2005, 01:47:38 PM
Quote from: minnie the minx
F.C.

I couldn't have said it better myself

 

It's when I say

 I MIN the mood for  txtloves  

 >>>>>>>>>the boys all run for cover

Minxie  


Here's one boy that never runs for cover,  EYe'm an opening batsman.

DtM  [ ]
3  Welcome To The Forum / Introductions / hello on: December 10, 2005, 06:50:15 AM
Quote
Yes your're right.
Then we ask grab us a beer please "LOVE : to witch the Lady replies Strewth I didn't relize you have finished


G/day Crofty, EYE must say EYE've never had that said tEWE me, maybe, we can teach EWE Aussies a thing or tEWE about more than just cricket.  

DtM  [ ]
4  Windows XP Assistance / General Problems / Free software on: December 09, 2005, 03:26:38 PM
Hya Strum, I use pop peeper, but it's really only for notification, I know you can write mails and reply etc, but it doesn't store your mails for you like a mail client, eg:OE or incredimail does.
I myself use courier mail, [see my earlier post].
I tried using Opera for my mail and while you're able to read them as html, you can only compose them in plain text.
There's loads of good programmes out there.

Foxmail.which you can get here.
http://tinyurl.com/cqz8d

pegasus. Thunderbird. plus several others you'll find here.
http://www.snapfiles.com/Freeware/comm/fwemclients.html

if you want to buy one there's several good ones out there. Pocomail is an excellent programme, if you want to try it for free you can get it here.
http://tinyurl.com/555st
If you haven't enough there I'll give you some more later, just let me know.
one here that I missed, it's quite a good one too.
http://eudora.qualcomm.com/

DtM  [ ]
5  Welcome To The Forum / Introductions / hello on: December 09, 2005, 05:28:27 AM
Quote from: crofty1959
Hi Dennis the Menace and Cache

Thanks for your kindly Welcome

Yes I love hanging out in the Looney bin, but they keep throwing me out.
   As I'm a bad infulence on the rest of the people there :crazybouncy:  :crazybouncy:

I worked out what type of place this is and I feel like I'm Home  

Cheers crofty :wavey:


Crofty EWE only get thrown out of here if EWE talk too much sense.
unless it's nonsense.

DtM  [ ]
6  Windows XP Assistance / General Problems / Free software on: December 08, 2005, 09:00:34 AM
This is a good e-mail program, IMO. it's usually to be bought but for a limited time it's free.it used to be called calypso.
http://www.rosecitysoftware.com/courier/

 DtM  [ ]
7  Windows XP Assistance / General Problems / No Wireless for me on: December 08, 2005, 08:48:24 AM
Quote from: Squeezebox
Eye think that Minxie has been stringing us along BP. She is supposed to be in the honeymoon suite (with sea vEwe) with me.

Maybe we are double booked! Ewe and Eye will have tEwe take turns.

SQ [wait till Eye get hold of Minxie]


EYE bags first go. BP, or maybe the little Minx wll have tEWE decEYEde.
difficult decision, yEWEr loads of dosh against mEYe stunning good lEWEks.
we shall have to wait and see.
or we could shEWEt it out, pistols at dawn, or maybe not quEYEte that early, cause EWE need yEWEr beauty sleep, and lots of it.
Dtm  [ ]
8  Windows XP Assistance / General Problems / No Wireless for me on: December 08, 2005, 04:48:34 AM
Quote from: Squeezebox
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Strum don't forget EYE want the rEWEm with the sea view, never mEYEnd SQ.  
DtM [  ]


If there's only the one rEwem with a sea vEwe, Ewe can share BP. Eye was there first.

SQ


EYE'm extremely sorry BP but it is reserved for the Minx and EYE, EWE will have to bunk in with Donald, without his trousers.
the honeymoon suite is pre-booked for mEYE sweetie & EYE.

DtM  [ ]
9  Welcome To The Forum / Introductions / hello on: December 08, 2005, 04:44:37 AM
Quote from: crofty1959
Quote from: minnie the minx
Hi there crofty......

Welcome to the funny farm, all new members welcome, you sound as though you may fit in well,

Return soon and join in the jovial sillyness we'll soon have you integrated and as loony as us

Minxie  :wavey:


Hi minnie the minx :wavey:

Yep where I came from I'm always being told that being crazy certainly helps.

But I'm just a natural Looney :crazybouncy:  :crazybouncy:

cheers


Welcome to the looney farm. EYE think EWE could be just the sort of person tEWE join us here.
EYE see EWE've already met BP & mEYE Minxy.  

DtM  [ ]
10  Windows XP Assistance / Programs & Applications / Batch file Virus! on: December 07, 2005, 07:19:18 PM
Quote from: thedon57
Quote from: Squeezebox
Eye need the commission tEwe buy Ewe a pressie BP.

 


I switched from avast to nod32 because in the end avast was not doing the job and computer was stopping for know reason at all.

No problems now with nod32


How dEWE EWE know it was Avast slowing your PC down, it may have needed wEYEnding up.
and don't EWE forget BP EYE lEYEke big prezzies.
DtM  [ ]
11  Windows XP Assistance / General Problems / No Wireless for me on: December 07, 2005, 06:47:10 PM
Quote from: Strum
Quote from: thedon57
strum will buy your points for a charger and batteries.  


Don, I'll swop you all my user points for your house in Eastbourne and I'll throw in a load of pc bits to keep you occupied in your new bedsit. Just think what you can achieve with ALL those user points?? The world is your cloister and all that!



Strum


Strum don't forget EYE want the rEWEm with the sea view, never mEYEnd SQ.
DtM  [ ]
12  Windows XP Assistance / General Problems / No Wireless for me on: December 07, 2005, 05:43:04 PM
Quote from: Strum
Quote from: Dennis the Menace
Quote from: Strum
Quote from: thedon57
Quote from: Dennis the Menace
Quote from: thedon57
look at your user points ok


EYE've seen them Don, but EWE haven't told me where EYE can exchange them for batteries and a charger.

DtM



see B/P he probably  can  


OI! BP! WHASSTORY? Can EYE have a tail-less mouse for user points? Are you the farmers wEYEfe with the carving knEYEfe?
Strum


 EYe'm sorry mEYE friend but EYE'm sworn tEWE secrecy.
DtM [On pain of death.]



By whom? What? your chopper or the wife? or the blind mouse?


Strum


None of those, Don.has threatened tEWE make me a mod if EYE tell anyone, so mEYE lips are sealed.

DtM [ ]
13  Windows XP Assistance / Programs & Applications / Batch file Virus! on: December 07, 2005, 05:30:41 PM
Quote from: Squeezebox
Personally, I would always recommend NOD32 as the best AV software.

It's not free, and is a bit more involved for configuring, but it's lean and mean with the best test results in the world.

That and Zone Alarm - perfect.

SQ


EYE hope EWEr not after more comission BP.
EYE do prefer avast to avg personally, EYE gave over with avg when they had all the problems with updates.

DtM [ ]
14  Windows XP Assistance / General Problems / No Wireless for me on: December 07, 2005, 05:25:49 PM
Quote from: Strum
Quote from: thedon57
Quote from: Dennis the Menace
Quote from: thedon57
look at your user points ok


EYE've seen them Don, but EWE haven't told me where EYE can exchange them for batteries and a charger.

DtM  [ ]



see B/P he probably  can  


OI! BP! WHASSTORY? Can EYE have a tail-less mouse for user points? Are you the farmers wEYEfe with the carving knEYEfe?
Strum


 EYe'm sorry mEYE friend but EYE'm sworn tEWE secrecy.

DtM [On pain of death.]
15  Windows XP Assistance / Programs & Applications / Batch file Virus! on: December 07, 2005, 04:22:27 PM
I've used them both at different times [avast & avg] and I must say I never notice any diffference in start up times.

DtM  [ ]
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