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« Reply #15 on: December 30, 2005, 05:52:46 PM »

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HiyA............Relic :wavey:

I used to be a werewolf but I'm Ok NowwwOoooooooooooooo!!!!!!  laughing1

Minxie  wavecry


Hi there Minxy,

... but one thing i must warn you about ... So Beware... for sometimes....





....................in the early hours, when the moon is high and the clouds speed across the sky,
You may hear a CREeeAaK ,
Relic is about, I can hear his replacement hip.
He has forgotten his WD40 again….
One tiny SQUIRT and all will be well again.
Relic sees a beautiful, voluptuous, virgin. Her neck just begging to be pierced with his canines.
His heart pounds, he starts to pant, he positions himself , ready to pounce.
But Wait!!!!!!!!!!!
Shock Horror,
Relic realises he’s left his dentures at home in the glass in his coffin…….
HOW Could he possibly achieve the same effect without his teeth………………?? How can he satisfy his needs??
All he can hope for is to give her one........... a monster hickey I meant.

..............To be continued

Min


Rofl.. Minxy.. I dont have to tell you that you are crazy. huh ?... nah... you allready know that... lol. BTW.. They love hickeys too you know... you should know.. anyway, you are closer to the truth then youll ever know...   If you really want to see me, you can visit my website... but be warned.. im not a pretty sight...
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« Reply #16 on: December 30, 2005, 06:04:14 PM »

relic.................

You clever old moose............



who taught you to write??????  

Minxie
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« Reply #17 on: December 30, 2005, 06:17:58 PM »

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relic.................

You clever old moose............



who taught you to write??????  

Minxie



Roflmfao... no Minx, that would be CurryMoose.. he is a regular player on the Jolt RTCW Marketgarden server, RTCW is a game i allready play for 4 years... and i have posted about 4-5000 posts on the forum that goes with it... btw.. im an server Admin there... Currymoose is the bro of MofMoose... but thats another story... you can see a lot of regs on the page of MG, that play that server... Among wich an Alligator, 2 Meese... a Monkey or 3... so talking about a zoo.. or an asylum.. ohyeah.. i feel right at home here...  

BTW, im still uploading some pics.. and there will be some game video's, and some comedy pics on soon... so be patient...;)
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« Reply #18 on: December 31, 2005, 03:43:40 AM »

HI Relic,

Good to see you are settling in now - making friends with Minxie is a good thing to do. Next thing is to take the language course.

tEWE be able tEWE communicate with the natives yEWE have tEWE be able tEWE wrEYETe lEYEke EYE and mEYE best pal Dennis The Menace. He will be along some tEyeme, after his leave period is over. Eye was refEwesed any leave.

It's easy tEwe pick up the lingo. Just make sure that Ewe watch yEwer P's and Q's plus yEwer EYE's and EWE's.

BEye the tEyeme Ewe have got Ewesed tEwe it Ewe will be as mad as Eye am.

HAPPY NEWE YEAR

Dave
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« Reply #19 on: December 31, 2005, 03:50:26 AM »

Relic................

Morning to you, strange person!!

I've never been servered curried Moose before?????????

Hubby's had grilled Deer's bum, errr! I mean rump?? is that the same?????????

I'm afraid This minx isn't into the sort of games you play........

I usually donate my points to others.

When you are Admin server, do you wear a uniform then????????


and server drinks n stuff????????
    laughing1     laughing1     laughing1     laughing1     laughing1        laughing1     laughing1

Oooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MORNING SQ. S.O.L.

Have you ever had sauteeeeeeed Moose?????????
Fried Moose
Boiled Moose
Tenderised Moose

Min Top form this New Year's Eve............
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« Reply #20 on: December 31, 2005, 03:53:58 AM »

Lemon Moose, Strawberry Moose - yes. Eye think Ewe must be moosetaken about the frEyeing and the roasting Minxie.

SQ idgy stuff
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« Reply #21 on: December 31, 2005, 08:09:35 AM »

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HI Relic,

Good to see you are settling in now - making friends with Minxie is a good thing to do. Next thing is to take the language course.

tEWE be able tEWE communicate with the natives yEWE have tEWE be able tEWE wrEYETe lEYEke EYE and mEYE best pal Dennis The Menace. He will be along some tEyeme, after his leave period is over. Eye was refEwesed any leave.

It's easy tEwe pick up the lingo. Just make sure that Ewe watch yEwer P's and Q's plus yEwer EYE's and EWE's.

BEye the tEyeme Ewe have got Ewesed tEwe it Ewe will be as mad as Eye am.

HAPPY NEWE YEAR

Dave


Yeah.. told ya i feel right at home here.. its good to know that youre not the only nutcase....
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« Reply #22 on: December 31, 2005, 08:24:23 AM »

Hiya Relic..............

You'll notice SQ. S.O.L.

aka Squeezebox...............is obsessed with EYES  



In time you'll learn to ignore them

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« Reply #23 on: December 31, 2005, 09:03:25 AM »

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Relic................

Morning to you, strange person!!

I've never been servered curried Moose before?????????

Hubby's had grilled Deer's bum, errr! I mean rump?? is that the same?????????

I'm afraid This minx isn't into the sort of games you play........

I usually donate my points to others.

When you are Admin server, do you wear a uniform then????????


and server drinks n stuff????????
    laughing1     laughing1     laughing1     laughing1     laughing1        laughing1     laughing1

Oooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MORNING SQ. S.O.L.

Have you ever had sauteeeeeeed Moose?????????
Fried Moose
Boiled Moose
Tenderised Moose

Min Top form this New Year's Eve............


Rofl.. well.. no Minxy dear.. you got it all wrong as usual.. god, where did you get ur education ?.. its a crying shame.. i would ask my money back if i were you.. Or are you still to young to understand certain grown-up thingy's ?... in that case i fully sympatise with you

No my dear.. I am not the serving kind. Usually im served on.. if you know what i mean, but thats an entirely different matter..  "Server admin", in my case, means that you have special rights on a game server, or more then one.. in my case 2. and that on these gameservers, where you can play an online teambased wargame.. i effectively judge over kinda like 60 players worldwide at any one time.

In comparrison, you could say im have all the power on that server.. I can ban people from the server, punish people temp, lets say 1 to 999 hours off..  for bad behavior, warn them if they act like total nutcases.. in wich case i fully understand why you are not playing this game...  

I made a long banlist over the years.. i banned trashtakers, racists, teamkillers, ect ect.. lots of bad people on this planet, you know... Usually, there is a cue for this server to play this game.. but not for me.. i have my own slot, so i can get on at any time i like.. So, in any sence, im "word censored*ing god on these gameservers... bowdown  im beyond suspicion myself, but i can throw anyone i like off it, temporarely, or for ever.. wheather they did something or not.. i can throw em off just because i dont like them.. im not doing that, but i could.. its soley my decision.. no one can reverse what i decide.. Not even Jolt themselves, (the guys i work for..) only i can do that. Its damn good to be the boss...  :poke: bowdown

Currymoose is a player that plays on this server on a regular basis, so in a sence, you could say, im his god.. rofl.. so yes. ive had currymoose, also any other kind of moose.. fried, cooked, raw, tenderised.. cut up.. stabbed.. blown up.. smacked down.. i have hit him on his head, and kicked his ass.. so i have had all of the moose... but also i had a great alligator tail in florida.. but thats yet again an entirely different matter. they taste great.. them mooses, or meese.. whatever.. especially with a bit of curry... Mwwuuhahahahaha....  dog

(If i dont forget to put my theeth in first, ofcourse... )

Okay.. your time is up.. ill see you next week for your next session.. lets continue this then.. Have a nice whatever you have today dear..    

Oh, and dont worry.. i dont need any points from anyone.. i play my own games.. especially with... ehum... better not say.. before i get banned by The Don.. for improper behaviour. Hi The Don..  

     :crazybouncy:  :wavey:
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« Reply #24 on: December 31, 2005, 09:14:32 AM »

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Hiya Relic..............

You'll notice SQ. S.O.L.

aka Squeezebox...............is obsessed with EYES  



In time you'll learn to ignore them

Minxie


I allready do.. maybe that comes natural to people.. Rofl... but eye do not think he meyends very much tho..  Anyway, nice to get to know you lot on such a short notice... usually my fellow patients are not so talkative.. I also have a degree in psychology you know, so i can relate...   !!!!!...    :wavey:      

Heeeeye...
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« Reply #25 on: December 31, 2005, 09:25:40 AM »

"word censored*... just bought me a brandnew gamers keyboard, Logitech G15, but i cant install it, because im rendering a movie atm.. damn.. i hate that.. Now im bored...              
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« Reply #26 on: December 31, 2005, 09:48:21 AM »

Hello again Relic..
Ooo!!! Lots to reply to,
I got my education at the University of Life my dear…..
I’ve learned a lot, forgotten a lot more, and am now just plain “silly”
Still too young to understand grown up thingies ????????? laughing1 laughing1 laughing1 laughing1 laughing1 laughing1  Well perhaps BUT..
I DON’T THINK SO,    seeing as I’ve just celebrated my 56th Birthday  laughing1

 HMmmmm!!!! All that Power, Relic…………….  kneelsuckers
I bet you can run a whole store full of electronic toys with just one PUFF!!!!!!
Where are you going then that takes you away till next week????
Don’t tell me…..
Your next session is due, your shrink wants to lay you (oops I mean………WANTS YOU TO LAY) on his couch for a few hours?????
The Don's a P.U.S.S.Y. cat really,just don't upset him or he ostracises you and it's painful. He's a special friend of mine, and for quite a while he was minus his trousers…….  
Ask Dennis the Menace D.t.M. D.D. [not my bra size] about that one………
See you next Year  :itsmyparty:
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« Reply #27 on: December 31, 2005, 09:54:48 AM »

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because im rendering a movie atm..



 Relic,

Why would you want to  (our word ) Plaster

(your word?????????) STUCCO????

a movie??????

Min a spin?????

 
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« Reply #28 on: December 31, 2005, 10:10:32 AM »

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Hello again Relic..
Ooo!!! Lots to reply to,
I got my education at the University of Life my dear…..
I’ve learned a lot, forgotten a lot more, and am now just plain “silly”


Yeah indeed, i noticed...

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Still too young to understand grown up thingies ????????? laughing1 laughing1 laughing1 laughing1 laughing1 laughing1  Well perhaps BUT..
I DON’T THINK SO,    seeing as I’ve just celebrated my 56th Birthday  laughing1


Yeah, right... okay...   ;)


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 HMmmmm!!!! All that Power, Relic…………….  kneelsuckers
I bet you can run a whole store full of electronic toys with just one PUFF!!!!!!


Yep.. nooo problem... lol.

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Where are you going then that takes you away till next week????
Don’t tell me…..


okay. i wont... :icon_smurfin:

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Your next session is due, your shrink wants to lay you (oops I mean………WANTS YOU TO LAY) on his couch for a few hours?????
The Don's a P.U.S.S.Y. cat really,just don't upset him or he ostracises you and it's painful. He's a special friend of mine, and for quite a while he was minus his trousers…….  
Ask Dennis the Menace D.t.M. D.D. [not my bra size] about that one………
See you next Year  :itsmyparty:
Minxie
 


A cat huh ?... like my cat ?... (see insert below)

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« Reply #29 on: December 31, 2005, 10:14:46 AM »

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because im rendering a movie atm..



 Relic,

Why would you want to  (our word ) Plaster

(your word?????????) STUCCO????

a movie??????

Min a spin?????

 


If i dont, it wont play.. what good is a video if its not playing ?... now i ask you...

But its dangerous to touch my computer, if its running something...


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